Microposts
And it also sends images, first one should be an homage to my dear Bimba.

Bimba asking for food and love uploaded from telegram
Is this my first toot sent from telegram? yes, I believe it is (ill release the code once it works half decently)
People: AI is going to take over the world
AI: …

Screenshot of LocalAI feature on eufy cameras asking if a table with cleaning products and a microwave is a person
I really wish they sold (more expensive) “i don’t have children and am in a hurry” coin-cell batteries
some time ago I connected my firewall to a
board to see what kind of traffic I got peering into my server security…. mind you this is a very simple static web server for an inconsequent site…. this is the baseline, it is never 0 :|

Line graph showing the number of blocked IP addresses over a two-day period. The Y-axis indicates the count of blocked IPs, while the X-axis represents time, with several peaks and troughs throughout the displayed timeframe.
Suffering from celiac disease means sometimes one needs to get creative with meals.

Pen-drive in a bowl of raw rice (not pictured i forgot it in my pants and was washed so it’s drying)
Do i know anybody with mysql knowledge so low level that the only other people working so low are necromancers? I have a very intermittent bug i suspect is very low and cannot find through any googling.
So, I started my day trying to design a better case for my poorly laid out USB KVM i discovered i needed instead to change other components (some caps had magic juice) I decided to go for a new one instead, it was long due.

PCB close up with leaky capacitor
Is there an exchange format for “workout training plans”? I would like to use something that sucks less than garmin connect to push plans to my watch (or at least to compose them)